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Sacred Cows: Death and Squalor on the Rio Grande

No retrospective of New Gonzo journalism would be complete without this well-known early example, a piece that saved the career of the woman who defined the genre. We reprint it here as it first appeared in the October 2027 issue of Crunch magazine. At 7 a.m. on a bright Thursday morning last June, in the Mexican […]

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Drinking with the Elfin Knight

Freshman Year ‘It’s a very strange matter, fair maiden,’ said he,       ‘I canna blaw my horn but ye call on me.       ‘But will ye go to yon greenwood side?       If ye canna gang, I will cause you to ride.’ -Lady Isabel and the Elf Knight  My parents subscribed me to Out Magazine […]

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Bears Punching Bears!

The false-gravity observation deck offered a spectacular view of the incandescent whorls and fronds of the Zeepardjes Nebula, but Vro Vrolik, a Solarium School of Business alumnus at heart, was more inspired by the spinning sign of the Golden Nebula Casino. Well you can also win cash bonus at qq39bet. The only other human on […]

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Serving Girl

It had taken me six years to grow my hair to my waist, where decent women kept it, but only five minutes for Lia to cut it, and now it lay scattered around her brother Mazi’s house like straw on a stable floor. “Let me get a look at you, Ari.” Lia walked around me […]

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Greys of War

Luna Moon was filled with the umbers and ochers of murdermemories when she became the last Xenophon dancer in all of One Territory. Became—as if this were by choice or appointment, but no. Luna was the last because Irene Katsaros was dead. Slit down the belly like a slippery fish in the Square. To Authority, […]

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Dragon Winter

I. The winter field was planted, the seedstones buried to the depth of a woman’s wrist. Any deeper and they might decline to sprout. Any shallower and… Well. There were tales enough of that. Children stayed up all night for the terror of them. So did women in this season, taking turn and turn, but […]

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From Stone and Bone, From Earth and Sky

I. The Magician “What do you think?” the Old Man asks, turning my question back at me. He taps the tarot card with one finger, nail tobacco-yellow and tipped in a crescent moon of dirt. “Sacred or profane? Sinner or Saint?” He pushes the card closer as if I haven’t already looked my fill. The […]

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Nine Instances of Rain

It’s easier when I pretend not to know him–when I think of him as a stranger and remind myself that he will still have a normal life. Maybe a better one, even. I used to wear a mask or a fake beard to disguise myself, but he hasn’t recognized me for a long time. Follow […]

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The Curator’s Job

Corwyn’s hair smelled of death. Again. She smelled it–rot, blood, sweat, and mud–as she trudged through the back streets of San Xavier, out of Cobbler’s Hill toward Pallasgreen. After three washes with lye soap, she sat awake as her hair dried and wondered, if she cut it all off, would she still smell death whenever […]

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Between Sea and Shore

The world is filled with spirits who would take a child. The gundarram, who hide in banana trees and send out their foul breath to sicken sleeping infants. The gargar demons with red fur and black wings, who fly through the rainforest looking for naughty children to snatch. Momimo, who appears as a little lost […]

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